I logged into my Network Solutions account this morning for a bit of Monday domain name management to be treated to a page which contained the following:
You see Network Solutions has decided that the service called "Domain" was much too obscure and difficult to understand and so it's much clearer if we now call it "nsWebAddress". Huh?
Also, "Web Site" was so obscure that it was better changed to "nsSpace" or "nsBusinessSpace". And you know those "SSL Certificates"? Well, that was way too confusing, so let's call them "nsProtect".
I'm sure that someone in Network Solutions' marketing department got really excited about all these changes. I'm also betting that they don't actually use their own product.
The best part comes when you actually run the gauntlet of offers and get to your account. Obviously "nsWebAddress" was so crystal clear that they felt the need to put "(Domains)" after it. Pure, pure genius.